So. I'm gonna tell you guys a little about my sex life.
What's a neckbeard's favourite disease? M'laria.
Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator.
A bandit walks into an old west bank... and yells, ""alright, I want all you mother stickers down on the ground - this is a fuck up!""
Relationship are like algebra... Do you ever look at your X and wonder Y?