2 fish in a tank, one fish looks at the other and say's ""do you know how to drive this thing?""
What do vegan zombies crave? GRRAAAAINS!!
How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer
Why does the forest stink during a storm? Because the trees break wind.
Two Muffins Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin says to the second, ""Is it getting hot in here?"" The second muffin says ""AAAAHHHH!!!! A talking muffin!!!""
