When the checkout person tries to put your toilet paper in a bag, tell them it's 'for here', not 'to go'. Then ask them to hurry.
You should never lie through your teeth. Open your mouth and speak properly.
Rihanna's restraining order against Chris Brown says he cannot ""harass or annoy"" her. I want one of those against everyone ever.
Whats blue and doesn't weigh much? Light Blue.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
