The last time Japan upset a nation this much was December 7th, 1941.
There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand binary, and those who do not.
What do you call someone who really loves breakfast? A cereal killer.
What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike? Look ma, no hands!
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net? ""It's not a too-nah!""
