I made a device that lets me hear diseases. Hearing cancer is great and all, but hearing AIDS sucks.
So my freind told me he works at a music store. Sounds fun
I just ordered a set of dumbbells, so that'll be a fun new thing to trip over while I search for the remote.
Why wasn't I able to see the instruction manual? Because the instructions were clear.
What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand? They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
