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Kit of Joy
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2017-06-27 19:54
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2018-09-14 05:27
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Doc: So you're not sleeping? Me: nah D: how much water do you drink? M: a glass a day D: Alcohol? M: 4 glasses D: Coffee? M: Yes, please What did Peyton Manning do yesterday? ...played footbal but lost
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2018-09-14 04:37
Make day funny (2475e)
Some people get paid to make fish puns... I just do it for the halibut. 78% of black men like sex in the shower The other 22% haven't been to prison yet If you love somebody, let them go. If they're smart,
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2018-09-14 02:28
Make day funny (7064i)
You think YOUR economy is bad? Around here the hookers are giving free blowjobs just to get something hot on their bellys! __________________________________________ Just drawing the line somewhere on
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2018-09-13 23:27
Make day funny (9809w)
Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals? They're always getting com-busted. Jeopardy gum If Jeopardy! champion Arthur Chu started a candy company, the gum would have a locomotive on the wrapper, and
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2018-09-13 21:32
Make day funny (5673e)
Herpes is such a strong word, I prefer penis sprinkles. Why do all black people have nightmares? Because the one that had a dream got shot. On your way to hell, there will be a 6-year-old pushing a shopping
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2018-09-13 19:01
Make day funny (1528z)
When jogging, if i get tired, I insult the people i pass in my head & then imagine having to get away as they chase me... Meow What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies? A purrvert. Q: What do you
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2018-09-13 16:29
Make day funny (1028b)
Seeing another person with synesthesia... is like music to my eyes. I want to write a sexually charged novel with an FBI twist. *Fifty Raids A Day* Two cows walk into a vegan bar. The bartender says, ""We
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2018-09-13 14:21
Make day funny (6102p)
Something is always going on in the kitchen, but you never know whats cooking till the end when you eat... Is that why they call it the final supper? VERY difficult to convince the apple store people that
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2018-09-13 12:06
Make day funny (8142p)
It's that time of year I'm just going to say it now so I can say I said it first I'll see you guys next year Now shut the fuck up with that joke What's worst than being just a procrastinator... Being caught
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2018-09-13 09:10
Make day funny (8556h)
What's white, but has a black asshole? The Whitehouse. I know the secret to leaving a casino with a small fortune Walk in with a big fortune. Happy new year Xbox and PlayStation get into a fight. Call
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2018-09-13 07:05
Make day funny (8823f)
Have you heard about... Alex Trebex? His job is in jeopardy. Prankcalling the NSA like is my refrigerator running? Men vs Women Women want a lot of things from one Man. Conversely, Men want one thing from
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2018-09-13 04:21
Make day funny (8197v)
I went to see Walt Disney on ice It was a bit disappointing, just an old bloke in a freezer. I wonder what it would be like if we made Dr. House an annoying woman.. Whats that, Nurse Jackie you say? My
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2018-09-13 02:24
Make day funny (1653x)
If Jared Fogle gets any rounder he may go Full Circle. all restaurants are drive-thru if you drive hard enough Never treat a lady like an object It hates that What do you call an Asian Pothead camping
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2018-09-12 23:48
Make day funny (6516t)
Why can black women twerk so well? They learned from their father how to bounce. I just lost all my Pokemon cards in a house fire. I only have Ash now. The only thing i understood from Interstellar [spoiler]
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2018-09-12 21:41
Make day funny (8733s)
My iPhone just autocorrected the word nigga to NIGGA, like whoa iPhone. You can't just go around yelling the N word. Jesus. Thanks to Twitter I will never again ask a man ""What are you thinking?"" Because
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2018-09-12 19:02
Make day funny (5096g)
I once walked out of a movie because the actor's fake typing was so bad. When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me? What's the difference between a Priest and Pimples? Pimples don't come on your
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2018-09-12 16:46
Make day funny (2368y)
""That looks interesting. I think I'll eat it."" - Sharks and Toddlers What do the NFL and Jail have in common? You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver. Naming my daughter ""A Relationship""
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2018-09-12 14:14
Make day funny (5498s)
What is a blonde's favorite color? Glitter. What sound does a Baroque chicken make? Bach Bach Bach Bach Fetish... I have a fetish for switching on air conditioning units. It gives me vent elation. Have
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2018-09-12 11:58
Make day funny (1719a)
The French military suffered a major loss today... Their largest white flag factory burned to the ground. What medications do I take? I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are
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2018-09-12 09:08
Make day funny (6075i)
endless breadsticks. bottomless fries. yawning abyss of onion rings. HOWLING DESOLATE CHASM OF POTATO SKINS Thanks for explaining the word many to me. It means a lot. What do churches and guns have in
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