It's that time of year I'm just going to say it now so I can say I said it first I'll see you guys next year Now shut the fuck up with that joke
What's worst than being just a procrastinator... Being caught in an infinite loop because of being a procrastinator who loves to plan.
Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side!
What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling? He likes it dirty.
I've conditioned myself to only poop at work. Now my bathroom smells great but I can't take more than 2 days off w/o terrible constipation.
