Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals? They're always getting com-busted.
Jeopardy gum If Jeopardy! champion Arthur Chu started a candy company, the gum would have a locomotive on the wrapper, and would be called - get this - Chu Chew!
why should you never pick a fight with an Israeli baker? Because they know Jew dough
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.
Listening to coworkers try and explain Fight Club to another coworker and all I could think was ""we really shouldn't be talking about this"".