What's white, but has a black asshole? The Whitehouse.
I know the secret to leaving a casino with a small fortune Walk in with a big fortune. Happy new year
Xbox and PlayStation get into a fight. Call the ambulance. Wii U Wii U Wii U.
How do Australians sleep? With their heads at the foot of the bed.
What's round and hard and full of acidic semen? A Jewish submarine.
