I once walked out of a movie because the actor's fake typing was so bad.
What's the difference between a Priest and Pimples? Pimples don't come on your face until you're at least 13.
So the other day i saw a beaver begging by the side d the river But I didn't give a dam
I spent a year writing a romance novel where two blood cells meet and fall in love. It never got published. It was all in vein.