Herpes is such a strong word, I prefer penis sprinkles.
Why do all black people have nightmares? Because the one that had a dream got shot.
On your way to hell, there will be a 6-year-old pushing a shopping cart one foot behind you.
What's the difference between a pun and a dad joke? A pun can make you groan, but a dad joke goes even father.
When Miley Cyrus... When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer, it's ""Art"" and ""Music. When I do it, I'm ""Wasted"" and ""have to leave Home Depot""
