Some people get paid to make fish puns... I just do it for the halibut.
78% of black men like sex in the shower The other 22% haven't been to prison yet
If you love somebody, let them go. If they're smart, they'll keep going.
We are friends until the waiter sets that plate of nachos down on the table, then we are mortal enemies
Why are they giving Lance Armstrong a hard time about doping???... Going to the moon is very scary shit!!!