Doc: So you're not sleeping? Me: nah D: how much water do you drink? M: a glass a day D: Alcohol? M: 4 glasses D: Coffee? M: Yes, please
What did Peyton Manning do yesterday? ...played footbal but lost and made ppl sad as fuck. joke's on the ppl cus their sad as fuck and i dont care
What do Canadians put on their steaks? Eh-1 (Sorry)
What do hillbillies do on Halloween? Pump kin.
You could murder someone in California and they wouldn't even arrest you as long as you properly composted the body.