What is a blonde's favorite color? Glitter.
What sound does a Baroque chicken make? Bach Bach Bach Bach
Fetish... I have a fetish for switching on air conditioning units. It gives me vent elation.
Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?
A man goes to the library and asks for a book on satisfying your partner in the bedroom. The librarian said, ""Let me check that it's in first"". ""Yeah, that's the one.""