Something is always going on in the kitchen, but you never know whats cooking till the end when you eat... Is that why they call it the final supper?
VERY difficult to convince the apple store people that you've only ever dropped your phone 3 times if you dropped it twice in the store.
What tastes good on pie, but not on pussy? Crust.
I burnt my mouth on a slice of pizza. But I got my revenge. It's poop now.
St. Patrick's Day is the day we all watch Ghost and Dirty Dancing in honor of Patrick Swayze.
