My iPhone just autocorrected the word nigga to NIGGA, like whoa iPhone. You can't just go around yelling the N word. Jesus.
Thanks to Twitter I will never again ask a man ""What are you thinking?"" Because now I know and I am horrified.
My boss caught me sleeping on the job and told me to clean out my desk as if he didn't just see how lazy I am.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides? When it's intersected by a plane
Saying you like a lot of meat in your taco is received differently on Twitter than it is on Facebook. I know that now.
