The French military suffered a major loss today... Their largest white flag factory burned to the ground.
What medications do I take? I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long
In third grade a boy gave me a valentine that said ""You're the Obi Wan for me"" and that's the highlight of my entire dating experience.
Q: Why did the sheriff arrest the tree? A: Because its leaves rustled.
The number of red lights you will hit while driving are directly proportional to how bad you have to pee.