You think YOUR economy is bad? Around here the hookers are giving free blowjobs just to get something hot on their bellys!
__________________________________________ Just drawing the line somewhere on R/Jokes
My wife asked me to play doctor with her... ...she is now waiting for three hours in front of the bedroom.
What do you call a fear of horned bovines? Aurochnophobia.
Girlfriend kept nagging at me to put the toilet seat down. So here I am, crying in the middle of a field, with the seat & a shotgun.