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Why did the skeleton burp in the church ? He didn't have the guts to fart Liven up any boring conversation by telling people you have a glass eye and then watch them try and figure out which one it is.
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Joke my dad told me: What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door? A nun with a javelin through her head My wife asked me to bring home some stuff for the pancakes yesterday.
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Have you heard the one about the angry mob? It's a riot. I used to be schizophrenic... ... but we're OK now. Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should I practised all night! Me: So,
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Thigh gap? Give me some corduroy pants and I'll start a fire. I was about make a Sodium Joke... But Na I have a foot fetish, but only for left feet. I know you are thinking ""That ain't right."" The mass
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In space, no one can hear your spouse chew. How long is one minute? It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. ""Mornin' sweetie, for breakfast we have marzipan filled, double layered raspberry
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Sorry I asked ""why?"" when you told me your baby's name. What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes. - We buried my mother-in-law yesterday. - Sorry to hear that. When did she
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I made up a word today! Plagiarism. [Dark Humor] Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline [Probally heard this but it's worth a shot]
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wish there was an edit option when d atm shows ur account balance! What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in ""A Link to the Past""? Hyruleglyphics. There are two kinds of people
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I just thought of a great joke!! drank a Mike's Hard Lemonade & crashed my dirt bike into a mailbox RT @McDonalds Good morning! How was your weekend? This week is the 40th anniversary of the Rubik's Cube.
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Make day funny (6598u)
What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend? You Cantaloupe. I am an obese man identifying as a skinny man... I am trans-fat. If you ate a tart, never eat another one. Trust
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Rather than buy a gun, I've been studying ""Home Alone"" and now defend my home with marbles and old gangster movies. My dad told me this one. Now, I'm not cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see
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A guy walks into a bar... And says ""ouch."" My local steak house serves nothing but vegetarian bc cows are vegetarian What do a democratic Asian and a gay guy have in common? They both love an erection
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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 RAPED 9!! Tried to type hustlin', iPhone corrected to hustling'. I don't need to see the casing to know that I've got the white iPhone. What did the Irish man and the mongol
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years... Then we met. You know it's time for a pedicure when you can exfoliate one foot with the other one My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you
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So an Irishman walks out of a bar That's it. Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he saw the gas bill. Feed me once shame on you, Feed me twice i'm moving in. How do people see so much on internet these
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I've got an old condom joke I wanted to share on Reddit with you guys... ...but it's already been used once. Why do we call them the Smoky Mountains? Because the moonshiners got there before the cartographers!
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How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting? Talk in your sleep. Why did the bunch of grapes exile one of the grapes? It was a persona non grappa. *getting murdered* Oh, wow,
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Him ""You run like a gazelle."" Me ""I'm graceful?"" Him ""No. You'd be easy prey for a mountain lion."" What's the difference between hot blooded manslaughter and cold blooded premeditated murder A few
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Teacher: ""Answer this math problem: if your father earns $500 a week and gives half to your mother. What will he have?"" Student: ""A heart attack."" And tonights weather: Dark. Click here for 17 facts
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Did you ever see someone yawn, and then yawn yourself? That psychological reaction is a phenomenon known as: ""Katherine Heigl movies."" At church they said the number of the beast is 666, but I stood
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