I've got an old condom joke I wanted to share on Reddit with you guys... ...but it's already been used once.
Why do we call them the Smoky Mountains? Because the moonshiners got there before the cartographers!
What looks like half a sandwich? The other half.
Humour is what separates us from the animals. And the feminists.
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia? Because he was a dirty double crosser.
