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Him ""You run like a gazelle."" Me ""I'm graceful?"" Him ""No. You'd be easy prey for a mountain lion.""

What's the difference between hot blooded manslaughter and cold blooded premeditated murder A few degrees.

Why do Jews have big noses? Why not? Air is free anyway!

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A raccoon and a tree commit multiple felonies

What do you call an intense love of math? Calculust.

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