In space, no one can hear your spouse chew.
How long is one minute? It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
""Mornin' sweetie, for breakfast we have marzipan filled, double layered raspberry pastries. Yum!"" ""Poptarts, mom. They're called Poptarts.""
What's red and smells like yellow paint? Red paint
You're supposed to pee on a Jellyfish sting and not a jelly stain? Well that was really embarrassing.