Why did the skeleton burp in the church ? He didn't have the guts to fart
Liven up any boring conversation by telling people you have a glass eye and then watch them try and figure out which one it is.
A deer, a skunk, and a duck went to the grocery store. When they were ready to check out, the deer didn't have a buck, the skunk didn't have a scent, so they put it all on the duck's bill.
Im just an average guy with 2.4 kids.
Imagine how much money you could save on vitamins by dying.
