Rather than buy a gun, I've been studying ""Home Alone"" and now defend my home with marbles and old gangster movies.
My dad told me this one. Now, I'm not cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.
Earthquake in DC... This is the shakeup in Washington we needed.
It's not God I dislike, He's cool. it's certain members of his fanclub that rub me the wrong way.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.