Thigh gap? Give me some corduroy pants and I'll start a fire.
I was about make a Sodium Joke... But Na
I have a foot fetish, but only for left feet. I know you are thinking ""That ain't right.""
The mass murderer has an inspirational poster on his wall. ""Can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter'""
A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket.. And says ""Some asshole's got my pen!""