Sorry I asked ""why?"" when you told me your baby's name.
What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes.
- We buried my mother-in-law yesterday. - Sorry to hear that. When did she die? - My guess would be sometime this morning.
What is the difference between a camera and a sock? One holds photos The other holds five
What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !