A guy walks into a bar... And says ""ouch.""
My local steak house serves nothing but vegetarian bc cows are vegetarian
What do a democratic Asian and a gay guy have in common? They both love an erection
Medusa was the hottest woman ever. Every man who looked at her got rock hard.
According to the 19 citations I got for trespassing and peeping, ""neighborhood watch"" isn't what I thought it was