I just thought of a great joke!! https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/48lziv/hey_guys_i_invented_a_new_word/
drank a Mike's Hard Lemonade & crashed my dirt bike into a mailbox RT @McDonalds Good morning! How was your weekend?
This week is the 40th anniversary of the Rubik's Cube. If you kids don't know what a Rubik's Cube is, it's what people would stare at without human interaction before cellphones.
I was gonna go as myself for Halloween this year... But after Trump's comment, I think I'm gonna get grabbed a lot
I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in three years... I don't have 2020 vision!