Have you heard the one about the angry mob? It's a riot.
I used to be schizophrenic... ... but we're OK now.
Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should I practised all night!
Me: So, what do you do for a living? Her: I flip houses. Me: You must have incredible lower back strength. Her: You're an idiot.
Did you hear about the man with five dicks? His pants fit like a glove. I'm so sorry. So sorry.