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Why can't a blonde count to 70? Cause 69 is mouth full. What's the best way to throw-up ?? Put a finger deep in your mouth and another one on your ass, if it still not working, inverse the fingers. Seahawks
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My friends dog just died, he told me he wanted another one just like him... ...why whould you want another dead dog? Be careful what batteries you use. My GF uses Energizer batteries and her kid keeps
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My minivan has this cool anti-theft system called its a minivan Why can't you tell a secret, when a clock is around Because time will tell. Got this one from Bonzi Buddy long time ago What do a gynecologist
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Do not, under any circumstances, talk to my parrot! Cuban I asked my grandmother for ""something Cuban"" for my birthday, and she had got me a Che Guevara shirt. Clothes, but no cigar. What do call a fish
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When people say ""life is short"". What the fuck? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer? What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle? You wipe it
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What do lesbian couples do when they are both on their periods? finger paint! Can't believe it's the Chinese New Year. I'm still writing Rabbit on all of my checks. BILLY CORGAN: the world is a vampire
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English teachers put more thought into novels than the authors do. *walks into door on street, looks around* Whew...no one saw me... One year later... *watching TV* *sees self on Funniest Videos* Why did
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Why is it so difficult for Trump supporters to find a job? Because Russia banned LinkedIn ""No points, illegal kick to the face."" ""But I'm the hero of this movie."" ""Fair enough, here's your trophy.""
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Do you know who I saw yesterday? Everyone I looked at I bought a new sex doll... it's so realistic she doesn't wanna have sex with me. whats the difference between me and the bible? i'm easy to read I
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Q: How many letters 'T' are in Indiana Jones? A: 17. Ta-ta-tat'-taaa ta-ta-taa Ta-ta-tat'-taaa ta-taa-taa-taaa! What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto? Tarzan. What does an antisemite say
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What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin? I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin. Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole. My Gold plated butt-plug business
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Why is everyone impatiently awaiting the new Zelda game? It's Hylian-ticipated The five unwritten rules of life 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. How much coke did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill two and a half men.
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Black Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper? They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?
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Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia ? The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back. Knock, Knock. Who's there? To To
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A cowboy was shopping for a wiener dog some told him to get a long little doggy. *Rides unicorn to work* *Gives Bigfoot hi-five* *Chats with mermaids* *Argues with Medusa* *Gets called in to HR* *Fails
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What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control? Parents. Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his food before it was cool. Me: I heard Oxygen and Magnesium are going
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If a mugger ever asks me to draw an uppercase cursive Q or he'll shoot, tell my family I died a hero... #hero #cootertales This is probably a controversial take but I think the sanitation worker responsible
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Yes. You rt'd me 14 times in a row. Thanks. You are first in line for my liver when the time comes. What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield? It didn't matter, they were all ears Unpopular
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I can build and fix small engines using only vomit, feces and rotted animals. Due to my gross motor skills. Carl: Gonna be a hot one today. Me: Tell me something I don't know. Carl: Male ostriches can
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This father says to his son, ""Stop playing with yourself you'll go blind."" The son says, ""I'm over here, dad."" What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air? Lets get right into the
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