Why is it so difficult for Trump supporters to find a job? Because Russia banned LinkedIn
""No points, illegal kick to the face."" ""But I'm the hero of this movie."" ""Fair enough, here's your trophy."" -The Karate Kid
Cops don't have penises, instead they have wieners Because they're made out of pork.
What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's fingers
My eyes always hurt whenever I have sex It's probably the pepper spray