Black Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper? They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao
Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'? Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out...
I once told my friend he was dead to me... I cried during the burial.
Did you hear about the man who was hit over the head with a bobble-head in a rice field? It's the first reported case of a knick knack paddy whack.
Did you know that 2 x 10 is the same 2 x 11 One is twenty and the other is twenty two.