A cowboy was shopping for a wiener dog some told him to get a long little doggy.
*Rides unicorn to work* *Gives Bigfoot hi-five* *Chats with mermaids* *Argues with Medusa* *Gets called in to HR* *Fails drug test*
The most embarrassing thing about mistaking pilates class for pirates class is concealing my musket.
What are Mario's overalls made of? **DENIM DENIM DENIM.**
Why were the police at the day care? Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.