My minivan has this cool anti-theft system called its a minivan
Why can't you tell a secret, when a clock is around Because time will tell. Got this one from Bonzi Buddy long time ago
What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it!
So my girlfriend caught me cheating Dunno what pisses her off more, that I cheated, or that I destroyed her daughters grave.
Shout out to the people who... Don't know what the opposite of in is