Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia ? The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back.
Knock, Knock. Who's there? To To Who? Um, it's 'to whom'.
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just beat the walls because they are black
Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died? Because he just couldn't bereave it.
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
