Yes. You rt'd me 14 times in a row. Thanks. You are first in line for my liver when the time comes.
What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield? It didn't matter, they were all ears
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""Bill, I'm beginning to think my wife might be cheating on me..."" ""What makes you say that, Tim?"" ""Well, you're standing naked in my closet...""
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