Why is everyone impatiently awaiting the new Zelda game? It's Hylian-ticipated
The five unwritten rules of life 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
How much coke did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill two and a half men.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer.
They say Curiosity killed the cat Why there was a cat on Mars we'll never know.