This father says to his son, ""Stop playing with yourself you'll go blind."" The son says, ""I'm over here, dad.""
What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air? Lets get right into the noose.
Yes, my teeth are dazzling, but, please, treat me no differently than you would the next demigod.
The man who invented chicken nuggets was struggling to make hens' meat
GARY BUSEY: I WANNA WRITE A BOOK HIS AGENT: gary that's a bad ideahow'd you feel about a ghost writer? GARY: SCARED AS HELL BUT I LIKE IT
