What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin? I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.
Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.
My Gold plated butt-plug business is being sued by Apple. Apparently they have a patent for overpriced crap for arseholes.
So a limbo champion walks into a bar.. he was disqualified from the limbo competition.
What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono. --------------- The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. It's mostly drum and bass.