If a mugger ever asks me to draw an uppercase cursive Q or he'll shoot, tell my family I died a hero... #hero #cootertales
This is probably a controversial take but I think the sanitation worker responsible for garbage collection on Sesame Street should be fired.
Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue toast to the ceiling. (Apologies if repost, I found it funny and wanted to share it with you guys. Have a great day! :D )
First Time F: they say the first time hurts, is that true? M: I don't know, but I don't think so. F: they say that every time M: amateurs