Q: How many letters 'T' are in Indiana Jones? A: 17. Ta-ta-tat'-taaa ta-ta-taa Ta-ta-tat'-taaa ta-taa-taa-taaa!
What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto? Tarzan.
What does an antisemite say when he rolls five of a kind? ""Nazi!""
""I made $200.05 giving BJ's to people yesterday."" ""Who gave you a nickel?"" ""Everyone did.""
Where do the sith get their clothes? Darth Mall