My friends dog just died, he told me he wanted another one just like him... ...why whould you want another dead dog?
Be careful what batteries you use. My GF uses Energizer batteries and her kid keeps going and going.
What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator? ""This place rocks!""
""Something's keeping me from masturbating,"" the young woman confided to her doctor. ""I can't quite put my finger on it.""
Trans-Jenner? Has that joke been made yet?
