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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum. What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman? To one you say, ""Hey
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Peter: My brother wants to work badly! Anita: As I remember he usually does ! What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball? The bottom of the fifth Why aren't there any Mexican astronauts?
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At this point, camels should know better than to put straw anywhere near their backs. What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order? one with everything How much liquor does it take before you start telling
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Why do hippies wear patchouli? So blind people can hate them, too. What did watson say when he got constipation? No shit sherlock. My wife and I just had a daughter and named her JuneJulyAugust. We call
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My wife was complaining that nobody ever phoned her, so I put a ""How's my driving?"" sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since. A pharmacy was broken into and the only thing stolen was
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I hate corporate lingo. Stuff like ""core competency"" or ""design out the problem"" or ""I'm gonna need you to go ahead and do some work today"" Whats the difference between an elephant and a grape? They
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[doing crossword] Me: I'm looking for a word that means slight pause Her: Hiatus? Me: *erasing 'our sex life'* thanks If Trump gets elected, I'm moving to Mexico. Then at least there's a wall to protect
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if i opened my Gryffindor Would you Slytherin? Has anyone seen the movie ""Constipation""? Oh that's right, it hasn't come out yet. It's probably shit anyway. What do you call batman when he runs out of
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My neighbours love so much the music I listen to all day They even called the police to hear it, too...!! It's pretty sad that even in 2013 chameleons care so much about skin color. All night long I dreamed
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So there's this redditor that says part of the joke in the title, then repeats it for no goddamn reason. TIL that Paradise, Nevada was completely paved over at one point. To put up a parking lot why did
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What's his name? A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's *her* name? A: Betty Will In the game of poker, you have
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[Knock knock] Who's there? Allah. Allah who? #***ALLAHU AKBAR*** [everything explodes] Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there what are you taking for it? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you
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A husband came home with half a gallon of ice cream and asked his wife if she wanted some. ""How hard is it?"" she asked. ""About as hard as my dick."" he replied. ""Pour me some."" A husband and wife
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You know how you can tell that your wife is a slob? When you go to piss in the sink and it's still full of dirty dishes My relationship is complex part real, part imaginary. I became friends with a
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What makes an elderly millionaire bachelor more attractive? Terminal illness. [first date] Me: that is hilarious Date: ... Me: wait, bread or dead? Date: how would my parents be bread? My sister asked
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What's the difference between the Earth and my sock? The Earth's crust is on the outside. There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Homeless Barbie ...complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart I got a
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I found out why amphibious cars never caught on. They were always getting toad. I was going to cover my bathroom floor with dead baby skin... My wife told be that would be infant tile. What do graphic
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How Russians win wars Rushing What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage? They go to Cannes If at first you don't succeed...... ......then skydiving is *not* for
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[stops during sex] If you spin my fanny pack around, there's sandwiches in there. Help yourself. How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb? .....change?? I was stranded in the swamp
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I would even do the thing Meat Loaf wouldn't do for love for you. *blood everywhere* ""What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?"" Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new
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