At this point, camels should know better than to put straw anywhere near their backs.
What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order? one with everything
How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes? For me, it's about three fifths.
My girlfriend said to me ""you keep talking like we're on Walky talkies... this relationship is over!!"" ""This relationship is what? Over.""
What do you call a group of alcoholics with the same name? Alcoholics synonymous.