πŸ˜‚ Top 10 Hilarious Naija Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Nonstop! πŸ€£πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬

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πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ TOP 10 FUNNY NAIJA JOKES! πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬

Get ready to laugh! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­ These jokes are too funny to keep to yourself. Let's go! 🀣🀣

πŸ˜‚ 1. THE SWIMMING DONATION πŸŠβ€β™‚οΈ

Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.

I gave him a small glass of water! πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

πŸ˜‚ 2. GOLIATH'S SIDE OF THE STORY πŸ™†β€β™‚οΈ

I don finally hear Goliath's side of the story. He said dem never shout "WAR START!" before David rush throw stone! πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

πŸ˜‚ 3. I NEED A PLACE TO FAINT! 😭

I've been looking for a place to faint since I heard a girl telling a guy that she fell off her bed and broke her virginity! πŸ™†β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

πŸ˜‚ 4. TURN THE OTHER CHEEK! 😏

If you slap me on the right cheek, I will turn the left one for you to slap too. πŸ€—

After that, we'll sit down like adults and discuss how you want your funeral to be! πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

πŸ˜‚ 5. BE SPECIFIC, MY FRIEND! 🚿

People will bathe with a bucket and say, "I just showered."

My friend, you just BUCKETED! Be specific! πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

πŸ˜‚ 6. FOOD IN THE DREAM 🍲

Nowadays, it's very hard to see food in your dream.

If you're lucky enough to see fufu, you won't see soup! πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

πŸ˜‚ 7. THE YAHOO BOY'S DEFINITION OF SCAM! πŸ™†β€β™‚οΈ

I will never forget the day a Yahoo boy told me that the full meaning of SCAM is:

S β€” Success
C β€” Comes
A β€” As
M β€” Miracle!

Abeg, who taught him English?! πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

πŸ˜‚ 8. TEMPLE RUN RELOADED! πŸπŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ

"Ordinary go and off light, you dey jump and jubilate. What if she turns to snake?"

Chaiiii! Temple Run Reloaded! πŸ˜­πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

πŸ˜‚ 9. RELATIONSHIP REGISTRATION FEE! πŸ’Έ

First day in a relationship...

Favour asked for ₦50,000! πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

I said, "Is it registration fee or relationship fee?" πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

πŸ˜‚ 10. I WILL NEVER GIVE UP! 😏

Even if you skip my post, I will never give up!

No be today I write assignment, submit am, and teacher no mark am! πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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🀣🀣 OVER TO YOU! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘‡ Drop your number in the comments!

If you laughed, share the laughter with your friends! πŸ˜‚β€οΈ

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