π Top 10 Hilarious Naija Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Nonstop! π€£π³π¬
π€£π TOP 10 FUNNY NAIJA JOKES! π³π¬
Get ready to laugh! ππ These jokes are too funny to keep to yourself. Let's go! π€£π€£
π 1. THE SWIMMING DONATION πββοΈ
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
I gave him a small glass of water! πββοΈππ
π 2. GOLIATH'S SIDE OF THE STORY πββοΈ
I don finally hear Goliath's side of the story. He said dem never shout "WAR START!" before David rush throw stone! πππ
π 3. I NEED A PLACE TO FAINT! π
I've been looking for a place to faint since I heard a girl telling a guy that she fell off her bed and broke her virginity! πββοΈππ
π 4. TURN THE OTHER CHEEK! π
If you slap me on the right cheek, I will turn the left one for you to slap too. π€
After that, we'll sit down like adults and discuss how you want your funeral to be! πππ
π 5. BE SPECIFIC, MY FRIEND! πΏ
People will bathe with a bucket and say, "I just showered."
My friend, you just BUCKETED! Be specific! πππ
π 6. FOOD IN THE DREAM π²
Nowadays, it's very hard to see food in your dream.
If you're lucky enough to see fufu, you won't see soup! ππππ
π 7. THE YAHOO BOY'S DEFINITION OF SCAM! πββοΈ
I will never forget the day a Yahoo boy told me that the full meaning of SCAM is:
S β Success
C β Comes
A β As
M β Miracle!
Abeg, who taught him English?! πππ
π 8. TEMPLE RUN RELOADED! ππββοΈ
"Ordinary go and off light, you dey jump and jubilate. What if she turns to snake?"
Chaiiii! Temple Run Reloaded! ππββοΈππ
π 9. RELATIONSHIP REGISTRATION FEE! πΈ
First day in a relationship...
Favour asked for β¦50,000! ππ
I said, "Is it registration fee or relationship fee?" π€·πΎββοΈππ
π 10. I WILL NEVER GIVE UP! π
Even if you skip my post, I will never give up!
No be today I write assignment, submit am, and teacher no mark am! πππ
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π€£π€£ OVER TO YOU! ππ
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