[stops during sex] If you spin my fanny pack around, there's sandwiches in there. Help yourself.
How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb? .....change??
I was stranded in the swamp for days with no food I had no choice but to hunt down large white birds and eat them. Through the whole ordeal, I found myself filled with egret.
Why are false teeth like stars? Because they come out at night.
Let's remove all the Warning Labels and thin out the herd.
