My wife was complaining that nobody ever phoned her, so I put a ""How's my driving?"" sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.
A pharmacy was broken into and the only thing stolen was a case of Viagra Police say to be on the lookout for hardened criminals
What did the red light say to the green light Don't look. I'm changing
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff... Ba-Dumm-Tss
Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty.