Peter: My brother wants to work badly! Anita: As I remember he usually does !
What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball? The bottom of the fifth
Why aren't there any Mexican astronauts? Because whenever they hear the world ""launch"", they go get something to eat.
Tonight I made some synonym rolls Just like Grammar used to make
Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?