I found out why amphibious cars never caught on. They were always getting toad.
I was going to cover my bathroom floor with dead baby skin... My wife told be that would be infant tile.
What do graphic designers smoke up to get high? Adobe.
If I ever get married, I'm not wearing white. Nothing to do with the whole virginity thing, and everything to do with being a sloppy eater.
Where do Chinese people live? Chinatown