My neighbours love so much the music I listen to all day They even called the police to hear it, too...!!
It's pretty sad that even in 2013 chameleons care so much about skin color.
All night long I dreamed that I was a pumpkin. When I woke up, my sister was pregnant.
*professes my undying love to my microwave* *microwave sets itself on fire*
You know what I find odd? Numbers that aren't divisible by 2.